Fun with mondegreens ~ GDH

1AM lie in with you

1AM lie in with you, darling eye, feeling turtle eggs to sea. 

Just a bee knee, a ewe, darling, oh, i can knot seam or free.

I can, hoteling, play no old words, just wit, out me, and stew me.

To be a wok, and buy our gentle broth in mourning breeze. 

One sigh was women in your wave, sands or a total dare. 

His skull oars him a herald grin, but seemed delight, ill wars for where. 

I asked, dim, what the meteor woes, sand here i plied plainly. 

Hue is shed, hue was not fixed, she knelt, that he might be with thee. 

My art goes south to that trapped isle, for his, I’ll never see,

The breaking down or setting soon off for reality.

May bee flying

May bee flying, hearing the gutter, 

Aye, ye do well on my Miss: take sin of her, sum regrets…

Forgive nest hens, hell anoint my poor head.

But regret be unto some, all is then thrown back, 

Hands to wrong repent, insist, a man did harshly. 

What, enough? This is my ultimate tomb?

Do while lying lions say “I will repent!” 

Aye, do not, and dwell not, and care not;

To reap and to sow, bitter ale of justice. 

It wrongly says “Aye, do not, to serve my fate.”