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Hello. My name is George David Harvey, and I’m a writer of short stories, scripts, poems, and presently, approximately 1/5 of what very may well one day end up being a novel. I thought it’d be a good idea to have a place to keep my work online so that anyone can see it. Hopefully you’ll forgive any small design flaws or glitches; I am new to this whole thing, but, hey! How hard can it be? Ahem. I say, how hard can it be?
Hello?
Anyone??
…
Is it cold in here or is it just me?
…
I just have to go and get something from my car.
I’ll be right back.
…
Don’t go anywhere.
…
No, really, I’m coming straight back, it’ll just be – oh, come on, why are you looking at me like that? You know as well as I do that this was a terrible idea. The website, I mean, not this post specifically. (Although this isn’t going so great, either.) But I meant starting a website in the first place. There’s £42 I’m never going to see again. That’s what I should have titled this post, instead of whatever the hell that is up there: “£42 I’m never going to see again”. I mean, this is supposed to be a way for me to make money, isn’t it? Why was this a better investment than… I don’t know… Sky Cinema? Buying a nice vase for my mum? She would’ve liked that, wouldn’t she? She’s never going to come here, she wouldn’t even read my stuff when I emailed it to her. Honestly, I don’t even know how much nice vases cost; I’m probably way off! I’m selfish. I’m a bad son, and I’m selfish, and I’m probably a mediocre writer. I’d just leave now, if I were you. Alright, some of the poems are pretty good. It’s hard to say with poems, isn’t it, but I like them. Some of them. The short stories, though, they’re really rough going! Drivel! Drivel and – and doggerel! Let’s not even get into the Spider-Man screenplay. Oh-ho-ho, don’t get me started on that. Look, I really don’t know what you were thinking coming here, but you’re going to regret it, I promise you that.
Hey, where are you going?
Don’t leave!
Come back!
Hey!
Come back!
Please!
…please…
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